chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

ask Jenna marbles

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catsurbate:

hilaryclintit:

foodchewer:

imagine an ocean full of coca cola

is pepsi okay

pepsea

is monopoly money okay

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

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perchu:

catfella:

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ?

. what the fuck is sex

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secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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so-humorous:

Got to keep that that walk strong

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penis-hilton:

tumblr sure ain’t fucking around

(Source: cumdoodle)

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